Home » Home » Home for the Holidays When stuck in a room with a teenager just talk about Justin Bieber. When everyone gets together we realize crazy is in the bloodline. No matter how crazy you are I’m still forced to love you. This is the time when I realize mom likes you best. All I want for Christmas is a good political discussion. Shower shifts will begin at 5:45AM It takes a village to raise a child, and it’s now in your house. 911 shouldn’t be used as the tiebreaker in family disputes. They don’t make Christmas movies where everything goes right In family fights, always bet on the one who “wants” it more. Your home shouldn’t have a 2 drink maximum. We’ll talk about your relationship right after we open presents. Getting stepped on is your wake up call. We’re happy to see your kids, but not all day. If you provide the excuse to leave you will become the cool family. 30 people, two bathrooms; you do the math. Mom’s always there to look over your shoulder The thermostat will be set so no one is comfortable. The only thing shorter than the holiday season is the tempers in the house.